19 mom and dad tweets to make you laugh out loud

Ask any parent and they will tell you that life with children is more than raising a family, it’s an adventure in the absurd. In fact, many families have a difficulty wrapping their heads around everything that may take place on a daily basis as far as the children are concerned. Just when you think that you’ve seen everything, something else will come up and before you know it, you have an epic saga on your hand that really defines life for most parents on a day by day basis.

When you get married and have children, you expect to give up a few things in life. Perhaps you give up an apartment that you may have lived in for quite some time and you certainly are giving up a little bit of your privacy in order to enjoy matrimony. Having children also causes you to give up some things, such as time and additional privacy. As you are about to see, however, there is one thing that parents don’t give up when they have children, and that is a sense of humor. If anything, it even gets better.

You really are at a crossroads when you are a parent and you experience something difficult during the day. It is during those times that you have to make a choice. You can either choose to get frustrated with the situation and to fret over your lot in life or you can laugh about the situation and make the best of it. That is what these parents decided to do but fortunately, they didn’t keep it all to themselves. They went online and decided to share their frustrations on Twitter and we couldn’t be happier that they did so!

What was the funniest thing that your child ever did? You may have a difficult time putting your finger on it and when you’re in the middle of these types of situations, it may not quite seem as funny as what it actually could be. Not taking things too seriously is an important part of being a parent and it can certainly go a long way in helping you to get through the day without completely losing it in the process.

Being a parent and laughing at the situation is sometimes a matter of not being able to see the forest for the trees. Sometimes, you’re just too close to the situation to truly “get it.” When you look back on things as you get older, however, you will come to realize that these days were not the frustrating days that you imagined, they were some of the best days of your life!

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20 perfectly timed pictures that will make you say “wait, what?”

Often times pictures are what they seem. A nice little snapshot in time of a moment we want to remember.

Sometimes, though, pictures can be extremely deceiving.

I’m not talking specific optical illusions made to fool you. I’m talking about seemingly normal photos that end up throwing everyone for a loop.

Here are some of the most double-take worthy pictures we could fine online!

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Here’s a funny joke about a king who wanted to go fishing.

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and asked about the upcoming weather conditions.

The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the days ahead.

So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area”.

The king was polite and considerate, he replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.”

A short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The king and queen were totally soaked. Their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a drenched condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and fired the weatherman at once!

Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of Royal Forecaster.

The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain:’

So the king hired the donkey.

And thus began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.

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17 cheaters who got exactly what they had coming read more

Once a cheat, always a cheat. Perhaps you’ve had your heart epically broken, cried into an ice cream tub for days on end, and then proceeded to religiously stalk your ex’s Facebook pictures. Your friends all console you whilst bombarding your ex’s inbox with not so much passive but definitely aggressive messages.

However, you probably didn’t do anything more than that; unlike the people below who have been wronged by their loved one. I mean, they had a thing or two to say about their heartbreak and they didn’t hold back one bit. Check out the photos on the following pages where 17 cheaters got exactly what they deserved. As I always say, revenge is a dish best served stone cold. Because who doesn’t like the sweet, sweet taste of revenge?

1. Front row seats

2. Legit website

3. Drive safe!

4. Not the best move, Linnie

I wonder if you would see the funny side to it, like these people? Head to the next page to see a self-confessed cheater looking for love – I mean, it’s not exactly Disney’s definition of love but still.

5. A different kind of love letter

6. Smart guy…

7. Anyone got a cloth?

I’m beginning to almost feel sorry for those cheaters who bore the brunt of this. Then again, nah. They probably deserved it. Click to the next page to see more hilariously brutal revenge.

8. The dangers of joint bank accounts

9. Detective work

10. Ouch

11. Absolute gold

These are getting even harsher! Not sure I can cope with the cringe anymore. Flick to the next page to see how far people can really go when they’ve been betrayed.

12. Cool as a cucumber

13. Bit of a sticky situation

Wow, these guys certainly weren’t bitter or anything. Still, it must’ve felt great to get their own back. For those on the receiving end however, the revenge probably tasted more sour than the lemon this baby tries to eat in the adorable video below.

So we’ve all learnt something here. Don’t cheat. Don’t even think about it. Karma is a b*tch and it will come back and bite you.

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10+ of the funniest wrong number texts ever

Getting a text that was meant for someone else is funny enough, but these people took it to a new level of hilarity with their responses.

All it takes is a slip of the sender’s hand while typing a friend’s number, or a drunk bar hopper giving random digits to a stranger, and you end up with messages and/or pictures on your phone that you weren’t exactly intended to see. Even worse, sometimes an especially embarrassing text aimed at your significant other finds its way to a different contact’s inbox – all because you selected Brandy instead of Brad by mistake.

Regardless of how they got the texts, these wrongful recipients came up with brilliant responses, and you can check them all out below.

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20+ hilarious first date disasters that will make you laugh

Ever been on an awkward first date? Of course you have! It happens to all of us. The combination of anticipation, expectation, nervousness and trying to make a good first impression is a recipe for disaster at times, especially in these days of dating apps and Tinder, when reality meets a carefully curated online persona with a crash.

We here at Rasplove have rounded up some of the funniest and most cringeworthy tweets under the #worstfirstdate hashtag, kicked off by Jimmy Fallon as part of his legendary hashtag challenges. It’s enough to make you want skip the dates and stay at home! Scroll down below to check them out, and if you just can’t get enough we have more from a previous post here.

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Man notices funny looking staircase. Watch the amazing thing that happens when others do too

People are encouraged to take the stairs as a way to sneak more vigorous movement and exercise into their day. So vehicle manufacturer Volkswagen decided to figure out how to entice more people to actually take the stairs.

The solution they came up with was simply brilliant. The company calls it the “fun theory” where they test people’s clever and innovative solutions to dilemmas, such as encouraging more people to wear seat belts and prompting more people to scale the stairs.

The company selected the public transportation system in Odenplan, Stockholm, which is where hoards of people exit throughout the day. They have two options: take the escalator or take the stairs.
So late at night, a group of people snuck into the stairwell and began taping up the stairs. Then, they laid down electronic panels on the concrete steps that resembled the white keys on a piano. They also added the black keys, in essence creating piano stairs.

When people began flooding the stairwell the next morning, their responses were priceless! They could either take the escalator, which many had been doing for a long time, or they could try out the piano stairs instead.
The choice was up to them. Seeing people’s different reactions to the piano stairs in the video below is too funny, but even more comical is what they do when they stumble upon the pseudo staircase.

It’s neat to see how travelers of all ages take to the staircase piano. While you might think that the younger crowd would eagerly gravitate to the steps, it turns out a different group of people couldn’t help themselves from trying it out.

After the camera finished recording for all of us to enjoy, it could be declared that the piano stairs project was quite successful. Want to know how successful?

Watch the video to find out – and also to see the brilliant piano staircase in action!

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